Tinker's Words of Wisdom

During christmas of 1998, I decided to b a little on the silly side (u know me) and bought a pair of christmas bell earrings with tartan bows. I was given [yet another] nickname, Tinkerbell which was eventually shortened to Tinker.

After a night of feeling silly while playing with Mel's digital diary, I wrote a few msgs in the memo section, giving silly advice. These became what's now known as "Tinker's Words of Wisdom".

Below is 1 of the originals followed by the current series:

 

Sometimes the best things in life have something 2 do with sex… …What am I talking about? The best things in life r NEthing that has something 2 do with sex. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #277

A twist in rhyme avoids copyright action. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #312

Big Bunnies look funny with shaved tummies. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #313

If it's cold, put a sock on your nose. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #314

Always wash your hands after swimming 'cause it's on the silly side of things. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #315

Molesting Strange Dumplings under UV light goes against all that is evil in this world of yoghurt. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #316

Put a muffin on a surfboard in winter & u get a Cold, Surfing Muffin. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #317

Frozen sperm on toast couldn't possibly b appetising. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #318

Microwaving books does not necessarily make them a meal. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #319

Approach Vicious Mushrooms cautiously if u want 2 avoid fungus. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #320

B creative, mould toxic waste in2 a piece of artwork & have it displayed in the Louvre. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #321

Fortunately, not all women r Mermaids after a good, hard block of ice. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #322

Y torture a Pygmy when u can kick a can of ham flavoured baked beans around? -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #323

If u're feeling a little aggressive, chewing on a brick sandwich should cure u. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #324

Make yourself feel weird, shake & swing a video camera around while filming, then watch it upside-down. -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #325

Stick 2 breathing, it's 1 of the only things u don't have 2 study 4 (there r exceptions of course). -Tinker's Words of Wisdom #326

 

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